At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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