I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i came on her dog
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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