i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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