yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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