She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Dignity is for republicans.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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