that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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