the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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