16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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