I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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