Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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