He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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