my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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