I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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