spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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