I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My feet surprised me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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