Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
id be glad to
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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