this beer tastes like vomit already
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i believe in u and ur pee
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