How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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