You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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