there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
PANTIES FOUND
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