Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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