That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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