At least make sure they are 18
Why
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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