we're blogging at a bar
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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