If i could tip my vagina, i would.
well you can't waste a boner
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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