I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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