It's a beautiful day for a hangover
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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