its not stalking. its research.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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