is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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