I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
My feet surprised me
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