erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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