no, he came in my armpit
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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