So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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