Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We are two peas in an std pod
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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