Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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