Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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