i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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