she looked like the before picture.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
