Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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