There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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