He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Holy shit dude........stairs
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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