then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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