he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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