I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
