Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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