and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We have started to decorate penises.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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