clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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