That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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