Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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