I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I booty called her while she was in labor.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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