Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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