Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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